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The Grumpy Tortoise

Profiler in Training Baby Bodysuit | Gothic Baby Clothes | Alternative Baby Shower Gift | Funny Baby Grow for Criminal Minds Fans

Profiler in Training Baby Bodysuit | Gothic Baby Clothes | Alternative Baby Shower Gift | Funny Baby Grow for Criminal Minds Fans

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🖤 For the tiniest profilers-in-training

This isn’t just a baby grow — it’s a statement. Our “BAU Profiler in training” baby bodysuit is designed for little legends in the making. Whether you’re a Criminal Minds fan, a lover of all things crime, or just have a sense of humour that leans a little dark, this romper is here to deliver maximum attitude in miniature form.

✨ Made for comfort (and quick changes)

  • 100% soft cotton that’s gentle on baby’s skin

  • Press-stud fastenings for fuss-free nappy changes

  • Machine washable (because life’s messy enough)

🎁 The perfect alternative baby shower gift

Forget boring pastel baby clothes. This onesie is for the parents who want something fun, bold, and a little different. It’s an instant hit for:

  • Supernatural fans
  • Geeky families

  • Anyone who believes in raising a baby with sass

🌟 Styled for mini rebels

Pair it with a tiny denim jacket (like we did 👀) or let it shine solo—either way, your little one will be rocking that slayer energy from day one.

Because let’s face it: saving the world starts with nap time.

Materials

We put a lot of time, effort and money ensuring that we source the best possibly quality materials and equipment.

Waterproof Vinyl: Waterproof vinyl stickers are made in house, the sticker and adhesive is waterproof and a clear vinyl layer (this may be matte or gloss) is applied on top to add longevity.

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Shipping UK Customers

Standard shipping is second class via Royal Mail.

There is the option to upgrade to Tracked shipping at checkout.

Please note that due to weight some items are Tracked48 by default.

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Please note that The Grumpy Tortoise are not responsible for any additional charges which may occur upon arrival in the destination country.

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