For those who live in fandoms & fiction (with a healthy dose of sarcasm)

Whether you love sarcastic sayings, reading books or deep diving into your favourite fandoms we have the products for you.

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Check out the new

The Fandom Vault

I wanted an easy way for you to navigate around the ever expanding list of fandoms we have, so I'm introducing The Fandom Vault.

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Available online and in person events

Sticker Deal

We have a new permanent sticker deal available. Buy 3 get 1 free. Just add 4 stickers to your cart and one will automatically become free.

You can never have too many stickers!

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the perfect gift for your geeky friends (or you!)

Baby & Kids Range has arrived

These are the clothes I wish I had when my daughter was young, a new and expanding range for your little geek.

Kids Range

Need a new sweatshirt?

Cozy apparel for all

We have a wide range of apparel, if you are looking for funny sayings or fandom inspired we've got you covered.

Apparel

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  • Based in the South West, UK

    Almost all of our products are made by hand in my studio based in Bristol.

    I'm proud of the fact that I have a very limited number of outsourced prouducts, the love and care that goes into hand-made products is something special.

  • Exclusive Products

    We have a huge range of products designed & created by myself and therefore exclusive to The Grumpy Tortoise.

    I also love to support other creatives and have a range of products utilising licenced art.

  • Supporting Small Businesses

    Shopping small and supporting other UK based small businesses is important part of our business and we are working on building a community of creatives.

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