The Grumpy Tortoise

Relatable, real & just a little grumpy!

Bringing attitude, humour and personality to every design

We create bold, relatable designs inspired by sarcasm, fandoms and everyday life. Whether it's a sticker, a tumbler or a tee, every piece is made with attitude and a personal touch.

New Shit

Spiral Notebooks | CUSTOM Cover Wire Bound Notebook | Lined Journal | Gift |

£10.50; £10.50
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Surrounded by Idjits T-Shirt

£21.00; £21.00
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Surrounded by Idjits Hoodie

£49.00; £49.00
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Surrounded by Idjits Sweatshirt

£45.00; £45.00
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Product Spotlight

Feeling Stabby Today Enamel Pin – Funny Sarcastic Lapel Badge

from £6.00; from £6.00
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Best Sellers

Monthly Subscription - MARCH 2025

from £10.00; from £10.00
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Magnetic Fridge Pen

from £5.00; from £5.00
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Handbag Shit Storage Pouch

£8.50; £8.50
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Antisocial Reader Glass Tumbler

£16.00; £16.00
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BTVS Out For a Walk bitch - Pin Badge

£1.00; £1.00
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Please Be Patient With me I'm from the 1900s T-Shirt

£21.00; £21.00
Unit price: per

World-Wide Shipping

We currently cannot ship to the EU due to the new regulations, we shop almost everywhere else.

Custom Orders

We are open for custom orders, please pop us a message to enquire.

UK Based

Based in the UK; you are able to order world-wide (excluding the EU at the moment) from the website but if you prefer to pay your taxes at checkout we can be found on Etsy.

UK Suppliers

Shopping small and supporting other UK based small businesses is important to us and where-ever possible UK based businesses are prioritised.

New Releases!

Die Cut Stickers