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Die Cut Stickers

Check out our ever expanding range of die cut stickers

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NEW RELEASES

Check out our new releases from April 2024.

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What are we?

The home of quirky, sarcastic, & sometimes sweary stickers, stationery and accessories designed to help you express your inner self in a fun way.

Who are we?

The Grumpy Tortoise is run full time by Linda

It is however a family effort; Husband Nathan and Daughter Hayley can sometimes be seen helping at events.

Fur babies Cooper and Penny are on hand to provide moral support and doggy snuggles.

What are we passionate about?

Shopping small and supporting other small business is at the heart of what we do; this is something I plan on growing in the coming year.

Where physically possible I will prioritise UK manufacturers, I have a fabulous network of UK manufacturers I am always looking to expand on.

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Custom Orders

If you can't quite find what you are looking for, or have an idea of something you would like us to create then please pop us a message, I always do my best to help.
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World Wide Shipping

We offer shipping world wide, shipping as standard is untracked. We always advise upgrading shipping to a tracked service if you are outside of the UK.

UK Based

We are based in the UK; you are able to order worldwide from the website but if you prefer to pay your taxes at checkout we have a shop on Etsy. If you don't see the product you want on Etsy please send me a message.
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