The Grumpy Tortoise

Where we make sarcasm stylish!

Here at The Grumpy Tortoise we believe that you should be able to express yourself in a fun and cheeky way whilst still being cute.

Custom Orders

We are open for custom orders, please pop us a message to enquire.

Worldwide Shipping

We ship worldwide, shipping as standard is untracked. We recommend upgrading shipping to tracked at checkout if you are based outside of the UK.

Based in the UK; you are able to order world-wide from the website but if you prefer to pay your taxes at checkout we can be found on Etsy.

UK Suppliers

Shopping small and supporting other UK based small businesses is important to us and where-ever possible UK based businesses are prioritised.